1. Questionnaire
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Prominent qualities?
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Optimism. Plagiarism. |
Relevant assignments?
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Cemetery surveyor. |
Livelihood deferments?
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Zealous youth. |
Waivers?
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Wavering theory allotment... |
Preceding existence?
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Catastrophe. Zodiac vaccinated. |
Endorsements?
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Aluminum Xylophone College. |
Hindrances?
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Extraordinarily inflammable scissors! |
References?
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Statistics surgeon, nineteenth century shepherd. |
Embarrassing developments?
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Yacht liaison. Grocery tragedee. |
Developing embarrassments?
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Weird exhaust. Exhausted vegetable jewelry. |
Disappointments?
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Secretary liquefied. |
Bankruptcy?
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Theirs! Forty villains! |
2. Recommendations
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Encyclopedia inhabitant? |
Kindergarten zoologist. |
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Encyclopedia zoologist? |
Kindergarten inhabitant. |
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Bicycle permissible? |
Pageant ordinance. |
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Precious hosiery? |
Absorbent? |
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Audible. |
Mandible? |
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Laudable. |
Warranted? |
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Waranteed. |
I found myself on a plane with only a
stenographer's pad to write on. On the back cover was a list of frequently
misspelled words that seemed to want to rearrange themselves, to audition
for a better job.